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Friday, January 23, 2009

Pat Benetar is the Patron Saint of All Things Fabulous!!!

OMG!!! This video is the bomb! Every time I hear a Pat Benetar song like clockwork a miracle appears. I'm not kidding! My favorite part of this video is when she sticks it to her dad and runs away at what appears to be 30 years old. So then she takes the Greyhound to some seedy part of town and gets a job at a strip club/whorehouse. That's when her fashion sense really blossoms. I'm a little confused as to the nature of the place. If it's a strip club then those are the laziest dancers on earth! Nothing like an apathetic slow dance with one of the glamorous women of the night. Of course they have some rat faced beater pimp who cruises the bus stops for new meat. Well this gem of a gentleman gets his day ruined when Pat and the other hookers challenge him to a tribal dance off. It was truly a terrifying scene with a drink splashed in the face and him white knuckling the bar. Needless to say the girls won their battle with Pepe the Pimp. They walked out with feeling the ecstasy of victory and gave each other high fives and hugs under an abandoned viaduct. I assume the ladies found flyers from the Vetsa Rose Employment Agency(She Devil starring Roseanne Barr and Meryl Streep, loves it!) and went on to become executive assistants and paralegals. I hope you enjoy this video as much as I have.

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