Katrina Maria's Fabulous Tarotscopes for December 2008

Aries-Holidays got you down?  Still mourning that lost love and not ready to move on?  Well it's time to get out of bed, take a shower and get on with your life.  You may have to go it alone for a while but guess what?  You saved a lot of money on a Christmas present.  My little Rams are naturally super independent so a little me time may be just what the Doctor ordered.  Get to as many parties as possible and have a great time. Remember, just because you didn't show up with a date doesn't mean you can't leave with one!  ;o

Taurus-Love is in the air when the Lovers card appears.  You may have to make a decision between two loves vying for your affection.  Oh how, Edward, Bella and Jacob! (Twilighters will understand.)  Have fun seeing both suitors and take your time making a decision.  If it's a third party intruding on a current relationship be very careful to evaluate the true reason behind your roving eye.  Are you bored and looking for attention or is this new person the catalyst to bring needed changes into your romantic life.  If it's the latter try and break it off gently with your current squeeze before committing to the new person.  

Gemini-Lots of friends, fun and parties are in store for my social Twins this month.  The feeling of warmth won't just be from the Champagne.  Love surrounds you and all is well.  Enjoy the magic that the holidays bring.  I wouldn't be surprised to hear of an unusually high amount of Geminis becoming engaged this season.  To those who do get that ring, Congratulations!

Cancer-Transportation will be a major theme this month.  Anything having to do with purchasing cars or travel will be important.  Your bored and looking for a new adventure.  Take that road trip that you have been putting off and go anywhere that YOU want to go.  Go with like minded people who share the same interests.  Keep that negative Aunt at home.  This vacation will be a fun way to reconnect with yourself and loved ones.

Leo-Deal with that nagging issue before it gets out of hand.  You can only avoid problems for so long.  New opportunities are on the wings.  Unfortunately your life is crowded with old stale disappointments and outworn ideas.  Things didn't work out as planned.  So what!  It's time to move on.  Stop and really think about what part you played in the situation and let it go.  Get on with your life and think positively about all the new and exciting starts that are coming your way.

Virgo-New cycles are beginning as far as relationships go.  It's not only romantic relationships but friendships as well.  Some interesting developments will color social events.  People that you didn't see eye to eye with may become your best buddies by the new year.  It almost feels like the language barrier from the past has dissolved.  Have fun cultivating these new connections, some may even last a lifetime.  

Libra-Step back from your life and look in as though you're a third party.  It's time for inventory and analysis.  The current approach is not working.  Your ready to expand your life but how?  Emotions are high and you feel a bit edgy as feelings of uncertainty creep in.  It is very difficult to get focused.  Stay physically active to keep your mind and senses clear.  The right ideas will come as you work up a sweat.  Next month will be better time to make final decisions.

Scorpio-Bite your tongue this month especially when drinking.  Don't tell your cousin what you really think of her husband or inform your aunt that her broccoli casserole sucks.  Keep it to yourself!  Some things are better left unsaid.  You don't have all the background information on the true situation.  Your words may cause more damage than you know.  Maybe your aunt makes that recipe because her late husband loved it and it has sentimental value.  (people get like that around the holidays.)  Stay like Switzerland and keep neutral.  

Sagittarius-That hobby or new business idea that you've been researching might actually make you some money.  Not a lot but some.  It's the beginning of a nice little enterprise.  You're on your way to getting paid to do what you love.  The possibilities are endless so please stay positive.  Write up a business plan and don't forget to include your wildest dreams.  

Capricorn-Your faith is unshakable!  You have complete confidence in your abilities and have recently set up a solid life plan.  Some of the seeds that you have planted in the past are beginning to bloom.  It's only a matter of time before your life is the lush Garden of Eden that you imagined it would be.  I'm proud of you, Capricorn!  Keep up the good work!

Aquarius-Curve ball, huh?  Don't you hate when that happens.  Take your time coming out of the fog that is surrounding your brain.  Sometimes even when you trust your gut crappy things happen.  That's the way life teaches you lessons.  You where at the right place at the right time and one day you'll be able to understand why this unforeseeable nightmare happened.  It might not be today or tomorrow but one day that AHA moment will hit.  Like I said don't rush it.  Sometimes you have to live through the experience before you can fully understand it.  Hugs!!!

Pisces-Strange things are happening.  Swim with the current my little fishies not against it.  Go with the flow.  The changes that are taking place are necessary even though they may be painful.  In the wake of destruction is an opportunity to build a new way of life.  Unfortunately there are no other options so keep going and don't look back.  Seriously Pisces stop looking over your shoulder.  It's only going to depress you.  Remain calm everything will be okay. 

Britney Spears Predictions

I was right about Madonna and Guy!

On August 26th I predicted the divorce of Madonna and Guy Ritchie. My post explains it all. I was also right about Madonna and A-Rod seeing each other soon after their divorces were announced. Very interesting.

http://tarotchic.blogspot.com/2008/08/guy-and-madge-fake-it-til-you-make-it.html

John Mayer & Jennifer Aniston-I'm so over the rumors!

I'm a little over the Jen/John rumours. There will be no baby or marriage for these two. They enjoy each others company and like to hook up sometimes. That's all. This is just a case of sex with an ex. They have great physical chemistry. I reported earlier in my blog that they have nothing serious. http://tarotchic.blogspot.com/2008/08/jennifer-aniston-john-mayer-whats-up.html I also keep reading that Jen is baby rabid. That's another load of crap. She does not want children. It's just not her thing. Which is fine because she has a great life and finds other things fulfilling besides diapers.

New baby for Christina Aguilera?

I was looking at US Weekly yesterday and got slapped psychically by a picture of Christina Aguilera. She has another little boy floating around her. Look for a signs of pregnancy by the end of the year. I like the relationship between her and Jordan Bratman. They seem to really get each other. No drama for this mama just a strong healthy marriage.

Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson-I love these lesbians!

I am not the biggest fans of the Lohans but Lindsay seems to be cleaning her act up. I think it's great that she is using lesbianism to restore brain cells. It's a common known fact that women lose about 30 IQ points right after their first sexual encounter. Brain goes right out the window! She seems to have a nice cozy relationship with Samantha Ronson. They go to Whole Foods together and each others family functions. In my opinion healthy food and family equal stability. Their numbers are fabulous. Lindsay is a 6 Life Path and Samantha is a 3. They are a natural match. Samantha definitely takes the lead and Lindsay is happy to follow. They really have a lot of trust and can handle each others moods. Miss Lohan is in her 1 personal year and is finally putting herself first. Last year she got rid of habits and people who were not good for her. Now that she has made room for positive influences she is making better decisions. Next year their partnership will go to a whole new level. Marriage? Possibly. Money will be better next year for Lindsay. I see her stressing over a few movie roles. Now that she is in a better place she is choosier about material. People are watching her closely and she is aware of her reputation. Look for a new more mild mannered and respectful Lindsay Lohan.

Brangelina still going strong.

I love this couple. I did some predictions a few years ago about them that were spot on. They are true soulmates. I read in some of the gossip columns that they are on the rocks. Completely untrue! According to the cards she had a touch of post partum depression but nothing too serious. I don't see her having anymore biological children but adopting two more boys over the next five years. Her pregnancies have been extremely difficult and this last one was pretty traumatic. Brad is doing his best to be supportive and loving. These two are going to be together for the long haul. Expect to see another blockbuster starring these two together again.

Hef is making a huge mistake

Okay, so I just read Hef's reaction to the break up with Holly. What an insensitive pig! He pretty much said that he was bumming about what happened but he has women lined up at the mansion to be his "girlfriend". So he has basically told the media that she is easily replaceable and any tramp will do. How humiliating that must be for her after all the years they had together. I realize that he is the founder of Playboy and is known for a hedonistic lifestyle but he is getting really old. Seriously at 82 you should be looking to settle down with someone not acting like Mr. Sluttypants. It's only a matter of time before he is in Depends. There could have been a classier way to handle this situation. He is currently in his 5 Personal Year. In a 5 year there are lots of changes and restlessness. This is not the time for him to end an important personal relationship because he will regret it. I see him being very sorry about letting Holly go so easily.

Holly, Bridget & Kendra-What's next for The Girls Next Door?

Last month I reported the demise of Holly & Hef. I did not want to be right about this prediction but I just call 'em as I see 'em. Now that the girls are moving on lets see what will happen with each of them.

Holly-She is definitely partying the blues away. I know she loves Hef but I feel like she is happy to be free. No more weird curfew or boyfriend to answer to. Miss Madison has a lot to look forward to. I feel that she will stay a photo editor at Playboy and will do quite well. She has a great work ethic. She has to learn to keep the jealousy under control around the new "girlfriends". A new love is around the corner with a tall dark sexy man.

Kendra-She is super adaptable and can thrive in any situation. I see a new guy for her but he's no good. She needs to be careful not to get a DUI or become involved with unsavory people. She likes to have a good time but will have to be cautious with excessive behavior. Drugs and alcohol could be a problem. I really like Kendra so I hope that she is careful.

Bridget-It's gonna be tough getting her out of the mansion. This change has been a shock to her. She will be slow to give up the Playboy lifestyle. She reminds me of the Anna Faris character on House Bunnies. Hef will let her stick around the mansion as long as she needs to. He really enjoys her company and likes that she is so laid back and genuine. I see her doing a lot of guest spots on TV shows and getting Wednesday more modeling jobs.

Heidi Montag gets a clue!!!

Finally it looks like she is going to dump his ass. Hallelujah!!! Every week I watch The Hills and every week I am amazed at how much of a douche Spencer is. I actually see him going out more and getting caught with another girl. Heidi has been unhappy for a long time. She thought she could change him and now that she has exhausted every opportunity she sees no other way but out. Something has finally clicked in her mind and she has had enough. Spencer is a Leo and a 7 Life Path. When working in the negative they can be egotistical, paranoid and a bully. Heidi is a Virgo and a 3 Life Path. Virgo women tend to be extremely meticulous about their appearance. That would explain all the plastic surgery. Being a 3 she is naturally bubbly and the life of every party. Her job in event planning is a perfect choice. I see good things for her next year after she leaves Spencer. He will make life difficult for her for a while but she will finally take advantage of her support system of loved ones. Boundaries will be placed and a new healthier love will enter her life.

Scarlett Johanson & Ryan Reynolds-Hot and cold

This is one couple with great chemistry. She definitely wears the pants in the family. Scarlett is a Scorpio/Sag cusper and a 1 Life Path. She is very self assured and comfortable in her skin. She definitely understands the power of a woman's curves. I doubt she will ever be on the too thin list. Now Ryan is a Libra/Scorpio cusper and an 11 Life path. He is very relationship oriented and feels most comfortable in a stable partnership. He can be a little intense and jealous at times. Which can be a problem for Ms Johanson. She is definitely the freedom seeking type. She may also be a bit insensitive to Ryan's needs. When his moods strike she tends to ignore him. I think that he is more into her than she is into him. Unfortunately I do not see this marriage lasting more than two years if they can't get through the initial growing pains. Scarlett will have a great 2009 as far as career and finances. She will be away from Ryan a lot and this will be a dilemma. He is looking forward to spending time with his new wife and she will be too busy. It basically comes down to the fact that he will be putting more energy into the union then she is willing to. She is only 23 years old and is easily distracted. It will not be an amicable split. Bitterness will abound.

Hello Darlings! I'm officially back!

Sorry for the delay once again. I relocated to a new area and have been settling into many new and exciting changes. I'm happy to report that some of my predictions are coming true already. Miley Cyrus has a new older boyfriend. That girl is a heap of trouble. Madonna and A-Rod were spotted having dinner in NYC. Not shocking. The Girls Next Door and Hef are in "transition". Nobody believed me when I said that. If there are any celebrities that you would like me to feature let me know. I love requests. Anywhoo, I will have new juicy gossip by tomorrow afternoon.