Britney Spears Predictions

I was right about Madonna and Guy!

On August 26th I predicted the divorce of Madonna and Guy Ritchie. My post explains it all. I was also right about Madonna and A-Rod seeing each other soon after their divorces were announced. Very interesting.

http://tarotchic.blogspot.com/2008/08/guy-and-madge-fake-it-til-you-make-it.html

John Mayer & Jennifer Aniston-I'm so over the rumors!

I'm a little over the Jen/John rumours. There will be no baby or marriage for these two. They enjoy each others company and like to hook up sometimes. That's all. This is just a case of sex with an ex. They have great physical chemistry. I reported earlier in my blog that they have nothing serious. http://tarotchic.blogspot.com/2008/08/jennifer-aniston-john-mayer-whats-up.html I also keep reading that Jen is baby rabid. That's another load of crap. She does not want children. It's just not her thing. Which is fine because she has a great life and finds other things fulfilling besides diapers.

New baby for Christina Aguilera?

I was looking at US Weekly yesterday and got slapped psychically by a picture of Christina Aguilera. She has another little boy floating around her. Look for a signs of pregnancy by the end of the year. I like the relationship between her and Jordan Bratman. They seem to really get each other. No drama for this mama just a strong healthy marriage.

Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson-I love these lesbians!

I am not the biggest fans of the Lohans but Lindsay seems to be cleaning her act up. I think it's great that she is using lesbianism to restore brain cells. It's a common known fact that women lose about 30 IQ points right after their first sexual encounter. Brain goes right out the window! She seems to have a nice cozy relationship with Samantha Ronson. They go to Whole Foods together and each others family functions. In my opinion healthy food and family equal stability. Their numbers are fabulous. Lindsay is a 6 Life Path and Samantha is a 3. They are a natural match. Samantha definitely takes the lead and Lindsay is happy to follow. They really have a lot of trust and can handle each others moods. Miss Lohan is in her 1 personal year and is finally putting herself first. Last year she got rid of habits and people who were not good for her. Now that she has made room for positive influences she is making better decisions. Next year their partnership will go to a whole new level. Marriage? Possibly. Money will be better next year for Lindsay. I see her stressing over a few movie roles. Now that she is in a better place she is choosier about material. People are watching her closely and she is aware of her reputation. Look for a new more mild mannered and respectful Lindsay Lohan.

Brangelina still going strong.

I love this couple. I did some predictions a few years ago about them that were spot on. They are true soulmates. I read in some of the gossip columns that they are on the rocks. Completely untrue! According to the cards she had a touch of post partum depression but nothing too serious. I don't see her having anymore biological children but adopting two more boys over the next five years. Her pregnancies have been extremely difficult and this last one was pretty traumatic. Brad is doing his best to be supportive and loving. These two are going to be together for the long haul. Expect to see another blockbuster starring these two together again.

Hef is making a huge mistake

Okay, so I just read Hef's reaction to the break up with Holly. What an insensitive pig! He pretty much said that he was bumming about what happened but he has women lined up at the mansion to be his "girlfriend". So he has basically told the media that she is easily replaceable and any tramp will do. How humiliating that must be for her after all the years they had together. I realize that he is the founder of Playboy and is known for a hedonistic lifestyle but he is getting really old. Seriously at 82 you should be looking to settle down with someone not acting like Mr. Sluttypants. It's only a matter of time before he is in Depends. There could have been a classier way to handle this situation. He is currently in his 5 Personal Year. In a 5 year there are lots of changes and restlessness. This is not the time for him to end an important personal relationship because he will regret it. I see him being very sorry about letting Holly go so easily.

Holly, Bridget & Kendra-What's next for The Girls Next Door?

Last month I reported the demise of Holly & Hef. I did not want to be right about this prediction but I just call 'em as I see 'em. Now that the girls are moving on lets see what will happen with each of them.

Holly-She is definitely partying the blues away. I know she loves Hef but I feel like she is happy to be free. No more weird curfew or boyfriend to answer to. Miss Madison has a lot to look forward to. I feel that she will stay a photo editor at Playboy and will do quite well. She has a great work ethic. She has to learn to keep the jealousy under control around the new "girlfriends". A new love is around the corner with a tall dark sexy man.

Kendra-She is super adaptable and can thrive in any situation. I see a new guy for her but he's no good. She needs to be careful not to get a DUI or become involved with unsavory people. She likes to have a good time but will have to be cautious with excessive behavior. Drugs and alcohol could be a problem. I really like Kendra so I hope that she is careful.

Bridget-It's gonna be tough getting her out of the mansion. This change has been a shock to her. She will be slow to give up the Playboy lifestyle. She reminds me of the Anna Faris character on House Bunnies. Hef will let her stick around the mansion as long as she needs to. He really enjoys her company and likes that she is so laid back and genuine. I see her doing a lot of guest spots on TV shows and getting Wednesday more modeling jobs.

Heidi Montag gets a clue!!!

Finally it looks like she is going to dump his ass. Hallelujah!!! Every week I watch The Hills and every week I am amazed at how much of a douche Spencer is. I actually see him going out more and getting caught with another girl. Heidi has been unhappy for a long time. She thought she could change him and now that she has exhausted every opportunity she sees no other way but out. Something has finally clicked in her mind and she has had enough. Spencer is a Leo and a 7 Life Path. When working in the negative they can be egotistical, paranoid and a bully. Heidi is a Virgo and a 3 Life Path. Virgo women tend to be extremely meticulous about their appearance. That would explain all the plastic surgery. Being a 3 she is naturally bubbly and the life of every party. Her job in event planning is a perfect choice. I see good things for her next year after she leaves Spencer. He will make life difficult for her for a while but she will finally take advantage of her support system of loved ones. Boundaries will be placed and a new healthier love will enter her life.

Scarlett Johanson & Ryan Reynolds-Hot and cold

This is one couple with great chemistry. She definitely wears the pants in the family. Scarlett is a Scorpio/Sag cusper and a 1 Life Path. She is very self assured and comfortable in her skin. She definitely understands the power of a woman's curves. I doubt she will ever be on the too thin list. Now Ryan is a Libra/Scorpio cusper and an 11 Life path. He is very relationship oriented and feels most comfortable in a stable partnership. He can be a little intense and jealous at times. Which can be a problem for Ms Johanson. She is definitely the freedom seeking type. She may also be a bit insensitive to Ryan's needs. When his moods strike she tends to ignore him. I think that he is more into her than she is into him. Unfortunately I do not see this marriage lasting more than two years if they can't get through the initial growing pains. Scarlett will have a great 2009 as far as career and finances. She will be away from Ryan a lot and this will be a dilemma. He is looking forward to spending time with his new wife and she will be too busy. It basically comes down to the fact that he will be putting more energy into the union then she is willing to. She is only 23 years old and is easily distracted. It will not be an amicable split. Bitterness will abound.

Hello Darlings! I'm officially back!

Sorry for the delay once again. I relocated to a new area and have been settling into many new and exciting changes. I'm happy to report that some of my predictions are coming true already. Miley Cyrus has a new older boyfriend. That girl is a heap of trouble. Madonna and A-Rod were spotted having dinner in NYC. Not shocking. The Girls Next Door and Hef are in "transition". Nobody believed me when I said that. If there are any celebrities that you would like me to feature let me know. I love requests. Anywhoo, I will have new juicy gossip by tomorrow afternoon.

Katrina Maria's Fabulous Tarotscopes for October

Aries-Rely on your own power this month. Flattery may feel good but it's not always genuine. Watch out for a friend with less than positive intentions. This wolf in sheep's clothing is trying to get your secrets and set you up. You've been warned so please keep your distance.

Taurus-Opportunities will magically appear when you least expect them. You are feeling very powerful this month and have the world in the palm of your hand. Intuition will be your best friend so please feel free to call upon it. Take some chances you won't be sorry.

Gemini-Feeling stuck? Life isn't moving along as fast as you would like? Well that's because you are in the middle of a transition. I understand that the suspense is killing you. Good things are right around the corner. Be patient I promise it will be worth the wait.

Cancer-Money! Money! Money! New financial opportunities abound finally. You have worked hard for all of these rewards. Enjoy the prosperity with friends and family. Don't forget to treat yourself.

Leo-Follow your wildest dreams and don't be afraid of the future. Lady Luck is on your side and boy is she happy with you. Keep a positive frame of mind and stay away from the haters. You know who they are.

Virgo-Creating a balanced and harmonious environment will be the focus for October. Long hot baths, candles and massages are just what the doctor ordered. Simplify your life by taking care of any clutter and getting reorganized.

Libra-The American dream will be more than an inspiration this month. Things are finally falling into place financially. Take that exotic trip with your favorite friend or loved one. You will definitely be enjoying the outcome of all of your hard work.

Scorpio-Reflection and retreat are the theme of this month. Take some time out for rest and relaxation. Energy is a little low so don't push it. Read your favorite book or catch up on sleep. Just chill because next month is going to be busy.

Sagittarius-Feeling a little boxed in? Restless? Be careful about going into excess as a form of rebellion. Take everything into moderation or you will be sorry. Try and get out of the house when you get antsy. It will pass.

Capricorn-Swimming in a sea of choices and you don't know which one to pick. Take your time and observe each situation as though you are a third party. What would you tell your closest friend in the same predicament? Follow your own advice for a change.

Aquarius-Love and friendships will be very important. A new person is about to enter your life. Get ready for that tingly feeling in the pit of your stomach because love is right around the corner. Don't be afraid. This one is not a psycho like the others.

Pisces-Hey little fishy stop worrying! You made the right decision and now it's time to move on. Your actions have been about self preservation and restoring esteem. Some people may not agree with your decisions but whatever who cares. You need to start thinking about your own needs.