Katrina Maria's Fabulous Tarotscopes for December 2008

Aries-Holidays got you down?  Still mourning that lost love and not ready to move on?  Well it's time to get out of bed, take a shower and get on with your life.  You may have to go it alone for a while but guess what?  You saved a lot of money on a Christmas present.  My little Rams are naturally super independent so a little me time may be just what the Doctor ordered.  Get to as many parties as possible and have a great time. Remember, just because you didn't show up with a date doesn't mean you can't leave with one!  ;o

Taurus-Love is in the air when the Lovers card appears.  You may have to make a decision between two loves vying for your affection.  Oh how, Edward, Bella and Jacob! (Twilighters will understand.)  Have fun seeing both suitors and take your time making a decision.  If it's a third party intruding on a current relationship be very careful to evaluate the true reason behind your roving eye.  Are you bored and looking for attention or is this new person the catalyst to bring needed changes into your romantic life.  If it's the latter try and break it off gently with your current squeeze before committing to the new person.  

Gemini-Lots of friends, fun and parties are in store for my social Twins this month.  The feeling of warmth won't just be from the Champagne.  Love surrounds you and all is well.  Enjoy the magic that the holidays bring.  I wouldn't be surprised to hear of an unusually high amount of Geminis becoming engaged this season.  To those who do get that ring, Congratulations!

Cancer-Transportation will be a major theme this month.  Anything having to do with purchasing cars or travel will be important.  Your bored and looking for a new adventure.  Take that road trip that you have been putting off and go anywhere that YOU want to go.  Go with like minded people who share the same interests.  Keep that negative Aunt at home.  This vacation will be a fun way to reconnect with yourself and loved ones.

Leo-Deal with that nagging issue before it gets out of hand.  You can only avoid problems for so long.  New opportunities are on the wings.  Unfortunately your life is crowded with old stale disappointments and outworn ideas.  Things didn't work out as planned.  So what!  It's time to move on.  Stop and really think about what part you played in the situation and let it go.  Get on with your life and think positively about all the new and exciting starts that are coming your way.

Virgo-New cycles are beginning as far as relationships go.  It's not only romantic relationships but friendships as well.  Some interesting developments will color social events.  People that you didn't see eye to eye with may become your best buddies by the new year.  It almost feels like the language barrier from the past has dissolved.  Have fun cultivating these new connections, some may even last a lifetime.  

Libra-Step back from your life and look in as though you're a third party.  It's time for inventory and analysis.  The current approach is not working.  Your ready to expand your life but how?  Emotions are high and you feel a bit edgy as feelings of uncertainty creep in.  It is very difficult to get focused.  Stay physically active to keep your mind and senses clear.  The right ideas will come as you work up a sweat.  Next month will be better time to make final decisions.

Scorpio-Bite your tongue this month especially when drinking.  Don't tell your cousin what you really think of her husband or inform your aunt that her broccoli casserole sucks.  Keep it to yourself!  Some things are better left unsaid.  You don't have all the background information on the true situation.  Your words may cause more damage than you know.  Maybe your aunt makes that recipe because her late husband loved it and it has sentimental value.  (people get like that around the holidays.)  Stay like Switzerland and keep neutral.  

Sagittarius-That hobby or new business idea that you've been researching might actually make you some money.  Not a lot but some.  It's the beginning of a nice little enterprise.  You're on your way to getting paid to do what you love.  The possibilities are endless so please stay positive.  Write up a business plan and don't forget to include your wildest dreams.  

Capricorn-Your faith is unshakable!  You have complete confidence in your abilities and have recently set up a solid life plan.  Some of the seeds that you have planted in the past are beginning to bloom.  It's only a matter of time before your life is the lush Garden of Eden that you imagined it would be.  I'm proud of you, Capricorn!  Keep up the good work!

Aquarius-Curve ball, huh?  Don't you hate when that happens.  Take your time coming out of the fog that is surrounding your brain.  Sometimes even when you trust your gut crappy things happen.  That's the way life teaches you lessons.  You where at the right place at the right time and one day you'll be able to understand why this unforeseeable nightmare happened.  It might not be today or tomorrow but one day that AHA moment will hit.  Like I said don't rush it.  Sometimes you have to live through the experience before you can fully understand it.  Hugs!!!

Pisces-Strange things are happening.  Swim with the current my little fishies not against it.  Go with the flow.  The changes that are taking place are necessary even though they may be painful.  In the wake of destruction is an opportunity to build a new way of life.  Unfortunately there are no other options so keep going and don't look back.  Seriously Pisces stop looking over your shoulder.  It's only going to depress you.  Remain calm everything will be okay. 

Britney Spears Predictions

I was right about Madonna and Guy!

On August 26th I predicted the divorce of Madonna and Guy Ritchie. My post explains it all. I was also right about Madonna and A-Rod seeing each other soon after their divorces were announced. Very interesting.

http://tarotchic.blogspot.com/2008/08/guy-and-madge-fake-it-til-you-make-it.html

John Mayer & Jennifer Aniston-I'm so over the rumors!

I'm a little over the Jen/John rumours. There will be no baby or marriage for these two. They enjoy each others company and like to hook up sometimes. That's all. This is just a case of sex with an ex. They have great physical chemistry. I reported earlier in my blog that they have nothing serious. http://tarotchic.blogspot.com/2008/08/jennifer-aniston-john-mayer-whats-up.html I also keep reading that Jen is baby rabid. That's another load of crap. She does not want children. It's just not her thing. Which is fine because she has a great life and finds other things fulfilling besides diapers.

New baby for Christina Aguilera?

I was looking at US Weekly yesterday and got slapped psychically by a picture of Christina Aguilera. She has another little boy floating around her. Look for a signs of pregnancy by the end of the year. I like the relationship between her and Jordan Bratman. They seem to really get each other. No drama for this mama just a strong healthy marriage.

Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson-I love these lesbians!

I am not the biggest fans of the Lohans but Lindsay seems to be cleaning her act up. I think it's great that she is using lesbianism to restore brain cells. It's a common known fact that women lose about 30 IQ points right after their first sexual encounter. Brain goes right out the window! She seems to have a nice cozy relationship with Samantha Ronson. They go to Whole Foods together and each others family functions. In my opinion healthy food and family equal stability. Their numbers are fabulous. Lindsay is a 6 Life Path and Samantha is a 3. They are a natural match. Samantha definitely takes the lead and Lindsay is happy to follow. They really have a lot of trust and can handle each others moods. Miss Lohan is in her 1 personal year and is finally putting herself first. Last year she got rid of habits and people who were not good for her. Now that she has made room for positive influences she is making better decisions. Next year their partnership will go to a whole new level. Marriage? Possibly. Money will be better next year for Lindsay. I see her stressing over a few movie roles. Now that she is in a better place she is choosier about material. People are watching her closely and she is aware of her reputation. Look for a new more mild mannered and respectful Lindsay Lohan.

Brangelina still going strong.

I love this couple. I did some predictions a few years ago about them that were spot on. They are true soulmates. I read in some of the gossip columns that they are on the rocks. Completely untrue! According to the cards she had a touch of post partum depression but nothing too serious. I don't see her having anymore biological children but adopting two more boys over the next five years. Her pregnancies have been extremely difficult and this last one was pretty traumatic. Brad is doing his best to be supportive and loving. These two are going to be together for the long haul. Expect to see another blockbuster starring these two together again.

Hef is making a huge mistake

Okay, so I just read Hef's reaction to the break up with Holly. What an insensitive pig! He pretty much said that he was bumming about what happened but he has women lined up at the mansion to be his "girlfriend". So he has basically told the media that she is easily replaceable and any tramp will do. How humiliating that must be for her after all the years they had together. I realize that he is the founder of Playboy and is known for a hedonistic lifestyle but he is getting really old. Seriously at 82 you should be looking to settle down with someone not acting like Mr. Sluttypants. It's only a matter of time before he is in Depends. There could have been a classier way to handle this situation. He is currently in his 5 Personal Year. In a 5 year there are lots of changes and restlessness. This is not the time for him to end an important personal relationship because he will regret it. I see him being very sorry about letting Holly go so easily.

Holly, Bridget & Kendra-What's next for The Girls Next Door?

Last month I reported the demise of Holly & Hef. I did not want to be right about this prediction but I just call 'em as I see 'em. Now that the girls are moving on lets see what will happen with each of them.

Holly-She is definitely partying the blues away. I know she loves Hef but I feel like she is happy to be free. No more weird curfew or boyfriend to answer to. Miss Madison has a lot to look forward to. I feel that she will stay a photo editor at Playboy and will do quite well. She has a great work ethic. She has to learn to keep the jealousy under control around the new "girlfriends". A new love is around the corner with a tall dark sexy man.

Kendra-She is super adaptable and can thrive in any situation. I see a new guy for her but he's no good. She needs to be careful not to get a DUI or become involved with unsavory people. She likes to have a good time but will have to be cautious with excessive behavior. Drugs and alcohol could be a problem. I really like Kendra so I hope that she is careful.

Bridget-It's gonna be tough getting her out of the mansion. This change has been a shock to her. She will be slow to give up the Playboy lifestyle. She reminds me of the Anna Faris character on House Bunnies. Hef will let her stick around the mansion as long as she needs to. He really enjoys her company and likes that she is so laid back and genuine. I see her doing a lot of guest spots on TV shows and getting Wednesday more modeling jobs.

Heidi Montag gets a clue!!!

Finally it looks like she is going to dump his ass. Hallelujah!!! Every week I watch The Hills and every week I am amazed at how much of a douche Spencer is. I actually see him going out more and getting caught with another girl. Heidi has been unhappy for a long time. She thought she could change him and now that she has exhausted every opportunity she sees no other way but out. Something has finally clicked in her mind and she has had enough. Spencer is a Leo and a 7 Life Path. When working in the negative they can be egotistical, paranoid and a bully. Heidi is a Virgo and a 3 Life Path. Virgo women tend to be extremely meticulous about their appearance. That would explain all the plastic surgery. Being a 3 she is naturally bubbly and the life of every party. Her job in event planning is a perfect choice. I see good things for her next year after she leaves Spencer. He will make life difficult for her for a while but she will finally take advantage of her support system of loved ones. Boundaries will be placed and a new healthier love will enter her life.

Scarlett Johanson & Ryan Reynolds-Hot and cold

This is one couple with great chemistry. She definitely wears the pants in the family. Scarlett is a Scorpio/Sag cusper and a 1 Life Path. She is very self assured and comfortable in her skin. She definitely understands the power of a woman's curves. I doubt she will ever be on the too thin list. Now Ryan is a Libra/Scorpio cusper and an 11 Life path. He is very relationship oriented and feels most comfortable in a stable partnership. He can be a little intense and jealous at times. Which can be a problem for Ms Johanson. She is definitely the freedom seeking type. She may also be a bit insensitive to Ryan's needs. When his moods strike she tends to ignore him. I think that he is more into her than she is into him. Unfortunately I do not see this marriage lasting more than two years if they can't get through the initial growing pains. Scarlett will have a great 2009 as far as career and finances. She will be away from Ryan a lot and this will be a dilemma. He is looking forward to spending time with his new wife and she will be too busy. It basically comes down to the fact that he will be putting more energy into the union then she is willing to. She is only 23 years old and is easily distracted. It will not be an amicable split. Bitterness will abound.

Hello Darlings! I'm officially back!

Sorry for the delay once again. I relocated to a new area and have been settling into many new and exciting changes. I'm happy to report that some of my predictions are coming true already. Miley Cyrus has a new older boyfriend. That girl is a heap of trouble. Madonna and A-Rod were spotted having dinner in NYC. Not shocking. The Girls Next Door and Hef are in "transition". Nobody believed me when I said that. If there are any celebrities that you would like me to feature let me know. I love requests. Anywhoo, I will have new juicy gossip by tomorrow afternoon.

Katrina Maria's Fabulous Tarotscopes for October

Aries-Rely on your own power this month. Flattery may feel good but it's not always genuine. Watch out for a friend with less than positive intentions. This wolf in sheep's clothing is trying to get your secrets and set you up. You've been warned so please keep your distance.

Taurus-Opportunities will magically appear when you least expect them. You are feeling very powerful this month and have the world in the palm of your hand. Intuition will be your best friend so please feel free to call upon it. Take some chances you won't be sorry.

Gemini-Feeling stuck? Life isn't moving along as fast as you would like? Well that's because you are in the middle of a transition. I understand that the suspense is killing you. Good things are right around the corner. Be patient I promise it will be worth the wait.

Cancer-Money! Money! Money! New financial opportunities abound finally. You have worked hard for all of these rewards. Enjoy the prosperity with friends and family. Don't forget to treat yourself.

Leo-Follow your wildest dreams and don't be afraid of the future. Lady Luck is on your side and boy is she happy with you. Keep a positive frame of mind and stay away from the haters. You know who they are.

Virgo-Creating a balanced and harmonious environment will be the focus for October. Long hot baths, candles and massages are just what the doctor ordered. Simplify your life by taking care of any clutter and getting reorganized.

Libra-The American dream will be more than an inspiration this month. Things are finally falling into place financially. Take that exotic trip with your favorite friend or loved one. You will definitely be enjoying the outcome of all of your hard work.

Scorpio-Reflection and retreat are the theme of this month. Take some time out for rest and relaxation. Energy is a little low so don't push it. Read your favorite book or catch up on sleep. Just chill because next month is going to be busy.

Sagittarius-Feeling a little boxed in? Restless? Be careful about going into excess as a form of rebellion. Take everything into moderation or you will be sorry. Try and get out of the house when you get antsy. It will pass.

Capricorn-Swimming in a sea of choices and you don't know which one to pick. Take your time and observe each situation as though you are a third party. What would you tell your closest friend in the same predicament? Follow your own advice for a change.

Aquarius-Love and friendships will be very important. A new person is about to enter your life. Get ready for that tingly feeling in the pit of your stomach because love is right around the corner. Don't be afraid. This one is not a psycho like the others.

Pisces-Hey little fishy stop worrying! You made the right decision and now it's time to move on. Your actions have been about self preservation and restoring esteem. Some people may not agree with your decisions but whatever who cares. You need to start thinking about your own needs.

Thanks for all your patience!

Hello Darlings!!! Sorry for the delay in this weeks Celebrity Psychic Gossip. Mama's been a little busy. I'm currently working on a few scandalous predictions. Thanks for being patient!

My favorite Tarot Cards-The Oracle Tarot

Hello everybody! I just wanted to share my favorite deck of Tarot Cards with you. These GORGEOUS cards are by Lucy Cavendish. The Oracle Tarot is the deck that I use for all of my personal consultations. I get so many compliments on how beautiful they are. This deck is positive and uplifting and not at all intimidating. It's great as a first deck or as a gift for your favorite Tarot enthusiast. You can find this deck on my Amazon Affiliate store located on this website. If you have any questions about these cards or anything else feel free to email me.

Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush-Hot! Hot! Hot!

I love this couple! They look so cute together and I'm happy to say that this relationship is a keeper. Kim is a gorgeous Libra and a 4 Life Path. That means that she is meticulous about her appearance. With Reggie being a Pisces and a 1 Life Path he absolutely adores the fact that she is a glamazon. He definitely sees Kim as his ideal woman and loves how she dotes on him. They have a super physical and passionate connection. I see a lot of romantic dinners and hot steamy nights. Reggie will pop the big question next year and the two will have a beautiful beach wedding.

Britney Spears-Looking Great!

Britney looks absolutely great. I'm so happy to see her getting her life back together. As I predicted earlier this month she is definitely on the road to recovery. I think we will all be very surprised by the new positive path she is taking. Great job, Brit!

Dirty Sexy Money!!!!!

OH MY GOD!!!! I love this show! I was so happy to hear it is coming back this fall. If you haven't seen it check it out on ABC's website. I added a widget to this page with info on the show. Seriously, be careful though this show is highly addictive. I had to go to rehab after the season ended. I just sat in a corner muttering "Darlings more Darlings!" It took months to get back to my normal psychic self. The Darlings are an interesting bunch. Never a dull moment with that family. The season premiere is Wednesday October 1 at 10/9c. I recommend that you watch last seasons shows before the new ones start to catch up.

Holly & Hef-Could the rumours be true?

I hate to report this but the cards and numbers for this couple are a little dismal. Holly is currently in her 9 Personal Year. She will be cleaning her closet out as far as people, things and other old tired situations. Normally a person in this year will know by September what is working and what is not. Holly is finally realizing that she is wasting her youth on someone who will not commit fully or give her a family. I truly believe that she cares for Hef but enough is enough. Hef in his 5 Personal Year. His eye is roving even more than it normally does and Holly is noticing. He is looking to possibly add to the trio or replace certain members. I see an ultimatum issued by her to shake things up. Hef has taken her for granted for too long and I believe that she will leave. This breakup will be very difficult for Ms. Madison but her and Hef will depart as friends. Lets just blame this one on creative differences. Unfortunately he will have a difficult time finding such a loyal partner in the future and will regret letting her go.

Miley Cyrus-Tween going on 40

Am I the only person who can't stand Miley Cyrus? Seriously, is it me or is she kind of fast. I'll never forget the first time I saw her in an interview. She reminded me of my friend's slutty aunt who had been divorced three times by age 36. Virgin, my ass. What's with all the Lolitaesque pictures on her camera phone? She is obviously leaking these herself. Miley must be a long lost member of the Lohan tribe. She is definitely the next Lindsay. It's pretty sad actually. As for next year I see an older boyfriend causing a rift between Miley and her family. She is a 1 Life Path. They can be extremely headstrong once their mind is made up. She will secretly move in the with the boyfriend and it will be down hill from there. Look for her on the Hollywood party circuit. Money will continue to be good next year but she will develop a reputation for being hard to work with.

Kitty Princess Beds!!!!

Oh my God!!! Kitty Princess beds! This is the cutest thing ever. I couldn't help but put this up.

Pete & Ashlee-Three's a crowd?

God! I love these two together! That was until she got pregnant. Unfortunately the fun is over now. They used to be my favorite celebrity pairing. Her transformation was absolutely amazing. She went from plain to smoking hot in just one surgery. The wonders of modern medicine! Anyways, Pete and Ash always seemed to be having a blast together and their physical chemistry was extremely evident. I wish that they would have taken their time in starting a family. The whole dynamic is going to change for this young duo. Everything is going to be baby baby baby with Ashlee and Pete will feel left out. Pete is a 1 Life Path and with ones they have to come first no matter what. He may not be ready to share his new wife with anyone and that includes a kid. Unless there is a lot of compromise on both of their parts this will be a disaster. I see them sticking it out for two years after the baby is born.

Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake- Together for the long haul!

I like this picture. They look very glam and sophisticated. It reminds me of being six years old, daydreaming about my future adult life. My fabulous imaginary husband and I would be going to a cool restaurant with our jet set friends eating caviar or something fancy. Then we would take the red eye to Paris for breakfast. Well anyways this is what we would be wearing.

I really think this couple will be together for quite a while. I don't feel that they will get married anytime soon. It's simply not a priority for either. They both are very independent and have a great influence on each other. Miss Biel has curved Mr Timberlake's roving eye. He seems to have really fallen for her hard. They always have a great time together. The only thing that worries me is that the Empress card keeps coming up which can indicate an accidental pregnancy. This will cause major stress between the two of them. So look for a possible announcement within the next few months. I see a little girl being born.

Jessica Simpson & Tony Romo-Breaking up as we speak?

These two should have stayed broken up the first time they called it quits. The cards look pretty crappy. What it comes down to is that she is way to controlling and clingy. I see them fighting a lot. Jessica is trying desperately to hold on to this relationship but Tony will break it off. When I say desperate, I mean white knuckled, bloody finger nailed desperation. My cards show that there was some truth to the Carrie Underwood phone calls. Tony is a 7 Life Path and boy can they be secretive. He values his privacy and doesn't appreciate it when Jessica blabs her mouth to the media. Their flow of communication is breaking down fast and so is their physical connection. You heard it here first but look for the news to hit before the holiday season.

Katrina Maria's Fabulous Tarotscopes for September 2008

Aries-Don't taste that forbidden fruit this month. If you play with fire you're bound to get burned. New acquaintances should be made to earn your trust. Not everyone is what they seem. Be careful in signing any contracts or making long term commitments. Don't take anything at face value. That includes your relationships. The gods are warning you to watch out for a scam. Lucky color is Coral and number is 11.

Taurus-This month is all about reflection. Slow down. Smell the roses. Chew your food. It's all about enjoying the sensual experiences that life throws at you. Delegating tasks will be a priority. You'd be surprised at what can get done when you trust other people to help you. I'm giving you a cosmic prescription to take the afternoon off. Massages and other bodywork will be very important. Lucky color is Turquoise and number is 19.

Gemini-Old friends and lovers will be on the scene in September. Some of these reunions will be happy and others will be uncomfortable. You decide who to keep. Just because someone shows up at your door doesn't mean you have to let them in. Focus your thoughts on having only positive people around you and you should attract just that. Pull out those old mix tapes from high school and have some fun. Lucky color is Electric Blue and number is 7.

Cancer-Have your moods been swinging out of control? Yes? Well everybody has noticed. Enough already! Just because your crabby doesn't mean that everyone else has to be miserable. Take a night walk and get in tune will your ruler the Moon. Do what ever you have to do to release stress. Lucky color is Peach and number is 8.

Leo-Feel like you're drowning at sea? This month will be a little intense. Nothing seems to be working out the way it was supposed to and you're stuck in indecision. Should I go left or should I go right? Take your time and review the pros and cons of your dilemma. If your still not sure then sleep on it for a while. Lucky color is Gold and number is 16.

Virgo-Friends will be a little disappointing this month. You may cut ties in certain relationships that no longer serve you. You have simply outgrown them. Don't let nostalgia get the best of you. Immerse yourself in new interests and the right people will follow you into this phase of your life. Remember the saying about a reason, a season and a lifetime. Your lucky color is Evergreen and your number is 6.

Libra-Financial security will be yours this month. Money will be coming in from all the usual sources and some surprise ones. Enjoy the material comforts and the new found peace of mind. You have made good choices and deserve all the prosperity that the Universe has to offer. Lucky color Lilac and number is 12.

Scorpio-Balance is very important to you this month. August was too stressful and chaotic. If you can take a vacation do so. Get out and commune with nature. Enjoy the last of summers warm days. Just get outside. You look a little pale these days. Lucky color is Burgundy and number is 17.

Sagittarius-You are super psychic this month. Follow any hunches and trust your intuition because it is in overdrive. What the hell, start a psychic hot line. :) Spiritual matters will be very important this month and you may find a mentor. Have fun freaking everyone out with your amazing ESP. Lucky color is Fire Engine Red and number is 15.

Capricorn-A new positive cycle is beginning for you. Things are finally falling into place and are where they are supposed to be. While you are not completely out of the woods yet life is definitely on the upswing. Enjoy the stability that you have created through hard work and perseverance. Lucky Color is Tangerine and number is 4.

Aquarius-Possibilities. Lots of possibilities this month. It's like the Law of Attraction overload. All of your orders seem to have come in on the same day and not a minute too soon. Some of your wishes were granted as blessings in disguise. Don't forget to express gratitude and share your successes with loved ones. Lucky color is Silver and number is 2.

Pisces-You will have to fight for what is rightfully yours. There is a bully out there with his/her eye on you. Invoke the warrior spirit and kick ass! Just because your nice doesn't mean that you take any crap. I'm not claiming that this will be easy but it is necessary. You have lost too much to this person already. Lucky color is Animal print and number is 3.

A Tribute to Mommie Dearest

Oh my God!!! I freakin' love this movie. I used to watch it when I was little and I know all the words. I know it deals with serious topics like child abuse but it is the most entertaining movie of all times. I never get sick of it. My boyfriend claims to hate it but whenever I have it on he's right there with me. He also knows all the words. At random times of the day I will hear him yelling "Hauling me over to Mayer's table like some picked-up floozie! Or one of those starlets. Out to give the big shots a nice night in town. Is that what you think of me? I may as well have "property of MGM" tattooed on my back side! Dammit, Perrino's is MY PLACE". Then I will say "How many drinks is that? When you were a kid that made you look sexy. Now it just makes you look drunk". Sometimes when his kids wake us up at 6am on Saturday morning I steal their babies. Then when they say "My babies! Someone stole both my babies!" I say "That's good, darling. They were thoughtless, selfish, spoiled children. Now they won't wake you up when you need your rest." Just a regular day in our house.

Then there is the legendary scene with the wire hangers. Ask anyone, I also HATE wire hangers. I totally understand where she is coming from. She is a true pioneer for the anti-wire hanger movement. Her passion knows no bounds. I'm not quite sure why Christina got so upset. Kids can be so ungrateful sometimes. The bathroom looked okay but the Christina was a notorious fibber. Always testing Joan. I don't know how she dealt with the brat. I also can't stand dirty bathrooms so I can totally sympathize with Joan during this scene. I mean hygiene is very important. Joan Crawford: Look at this floor. Do you call that clean? Do you? Christina Crawford: Miss Jenkins said it was clean. Joan Crawford: Miss Jenkins said it was clean? Do YOU think it's clean? Do YOU think it's clean? Look at that, DO you? Christina Crawford: Yes, I do. Whatever. What does the hell does Miss Jenkins know anyway. I think Miss Crawford is a stellar role model for single mothers everywhere. She was just teaching her kids the facts of life. No wire hangers EVER and no dirty bathrooms. SCRUB, Christina. SCRUB. Bravo, Joan! Bravo! That's why I say:

My favorite scene of the movie is when the the scoundrels at Pepsi try and screw Joan over after the death of her beloved husband. They really were a HELL OF A MATCH! Bastards messing with a poor widow. She really laid down the law. I wish I had such amazing negotiation skills. She told them "You drove Al Steele to his grave, and now you're trying to stab me in the back? Forget it. I fought worse monsters than you for years in Hollywood. I know how to win the hard way!" All they could say was "Apparently the Board has failed to realize the extent of your interest in the company, apart from Al's position. We... misjudged. We shall be... pleased... to have you stay on." Being the classy and professional lady that she is Joan responded "Thank you, gentlemen. Now let's get to work..." She was DAMN MAD! They must have been terrified. Well that's what ya get when you mess with Hollywood Royalty. This photo says it all:

Anyway...I really love the over the top craziness of this movie. If you haven't seen it you will really love it. Life changing. Watch it with the kids. Definitely a family favorite. I wanted to clarify a few things about Miss Crawford. I know people think that she was a raging alcoholic but she really wasn't. Booze doesn't count if it is poured out of an elegant crystal decanter. Ask any functioning drunk. It's a common known fact. So please enjoy this dramatic tale of a hard working single mother with a difficult adopted daughter. Before I go I want to let you know I would rather be here with you than anywhere else in the world. You, all of you here and everywhere, gave me this award tonight. And I accept it from you and only you. I love all of you. Now please forgive me, good night. Now bring me the Ax!

A boy for Tony and Eva?

I am frequently called the Human ultrasound. I have an amazing knack for picking the sex of a baby. Lately, I am seeing a little boy around Eva Longoria. So I would not be surprised if she wasn't already pregnant or about to conceive. I predict two boys for the couple. I'm not sure if she'll have twins or if they will be two separate pregnancies.

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Guy and Madge-Fake it til you make it?

Don't get me wrong, I love Madonna but I see a divorce for her. I just read that the super star and her director husband recently renewed their vows at the Kabballah Center. I feel that they have the best of intentions but unfortunately it won't be enough to save this sinking ship. There has been a disconnect for too long. Madonna is in a 7 Personal Year which can make her hungry for new spiritual experiences. She is bored and has out grown her husband. I believe that there was an indiscretion with A-Rod and Guy found out. They are trying to work through it for the kids but I don't think that he will get over it. Guy is in a 2 Personal Year. In a 2 year you focus on relationships. An unhappy marriage will be too much for him to deal with especially infidelity. They will divorce by the end of the year.

I just checked A-Rod's numbers and they are very compatible with Madonna's. Both are born under the Sun sign of Leo and are 11 Life Path's. I wouldn't be surprised if the duo started quietly seeing each other again after both divorces are final. When Alex told his friend that they are soul mates he might just be right. We'll see. However, I do not see Madonna walking down the aisle again.

It's Britney, Bitch!

It's nice to see Britney Spears getting back into fighting shape. She is currently in her 6 Personal Year which means that home and family are very important to her. She had an extremely rough time during her 5 year in 2007. In the 5 year there tends to be a lot of chaos and instability. She is very trusting by nature and got caught up with the wrong people. Good news is that she is finally surrounded by people who have her best interests at heart. It will be a while before she is out of the woods but I do see a major change. Britney will delve deeply into spirituality and explore different faiths next year. I don't see her trying to get the kids back full-time until the end of 2009. She will have some more legal problems next year stemming from her shenanigans in the past. There is a new love coming into her life pretty soon. They have been friends for years and he is very loyal to her. I wouldn't be surprised if she gets engaged or married to him next year. Anywhoo, things are finally looking up for Ms. Spears.

Hey Girl! Happy Birthday Miss Houston!

Happy Birthday to the ultra fierce Whitney Houston! The diva has been looking fabulous since she got rid of that loser Bobby Brown. I see a big comeback for her in 2009 and a new love to go with her healthy new self. Whitney is currently in her 9 personal year according to Numerology. She has seriously been cleaning house of the negative to make room for the positive. Good Luck and remember "Crack is Whack"!

Mariah & Nick-WTF?

I have two words to describe this relationship. TRAIN WRECK! As soon as the honeymoon phase is over Nick will divorce Mariah. I give it about a year. She is way too demanding for this funny guy. He is a people pleaser and will go to ends of the Earth to keep her happy. It still won't be enough. Her eratic behavior will push him into the arms of another woman. I feel that she will be pregnant by the end of the year if she isn't already. If she does have a child look for a Britney style meltdown. So sad!

Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer-What's up with the rumors?

Oh Lord! There's nothing I love more than false marriage rumors. John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are not getting married in the fall. According to Numerology Jennifer is an 11 Life Path and John is a 5. What does that mean you say? This relationship would take a LOT of work to last in the long term. Let's look at John first. He is a 5 and they require freedom to explore life's adventures. He likes variety and has a reputation for dating (and dumping) many different beauties. Looks are important to him which is why he is attracted to Miss Aniston. Now for Jennifer, being a 2 Life Path stable relationships are extremely important to her. She is monogamous by nature and expects the same from her partner. The divorce from Brad Pitt was devastating but unfortunately they both wanted different things. I don't feel that she has the desire to have any biological children. So don't believe the baby rabies stories printed in the tabloids. Being the "cool aunt" is a role that she enjoys.

Now here's the scoop on what's going on with these two. I feel that he pursued her for quite a while before she agreed to a date. Jennifer thought he was just an ass chaser and with his past she should be nervous. Then she finally thought "what the hell" and gave him a chance. I have to tell you they have a fabulous physical and emotional connection. He helps her relax and feel comfortable. This is the first time in a while that she has been free of the baggage(Brangelina). There is definitely a deep connection but Jennifer just wants to take her time. She needs that to feel secure. I would not expect a quickie marriage but a nice companionship. They are having a great (uncomplicated)time together. I see lots of barbecues and sexy nights by the fireplace. Simple, fun and down to earth.

TomKat headed for another baby?

As you will find out Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are not my favorite couple. Katie's transformation from cute bubbly young woman to blank-eyed Stepford wife is extremely disturbing. It's like her vocabulary has been limited only to the words "magical" and "amazing". Watching their interaction on the Oprah interview left me feeling sad for her. The cards and numbers share some interesting information about the fate of these two.

First, I don't think it was an accident that Tom and Katie had such a whirlwind romance. They are both One Life Paths so there was an immediate feeling of rapport and understanding. I feel like Katie was in awe of Tom and easily influenced. He created a world of glamour in the beginning and really doted on her. He only showed her the positive aspects of Scientology and made it seem like it was totally her choice to convert. Then she got pregnant. That's when the manipulations started. She got tricked by the bait and switch.

Tom was pressured by the Scientologists to find someone young to start a new family with. This was all very calculated on his part. He sees her as just another accessory. Almost like a doll to dress up and put back on a shelf. He's very controlling with every move that she makes. She is very family oriented and I believe that he uses Suri as a leveraging tool to keep Katie in line. She is always made to feel guilty whenever she wants to do a new project or see old friends.

Okay here's the juicy stuff. According to the cards and numbers Katie is finally coming to her senses. She is looking around wondering what the hell happened and how did she end up in this mess. The valuable lesson for her is that being extremely wealthy will not buy you happiness. She is finally standing up to Tom and demanding more balance. She is ready to take on more film roles and have a life of her own. Tom is pretending to be supportive but once again like clockwork he will pull the guilt card. Unfortunately I see her conned into getting pregnant again between November and February. She will still be miserable but ready to divorce Tom by the end of 2009. That will be one of the ugliest divorces in history. Trust me.

Yeah!!!! New predictions are coming!!!!!!!

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First Blog Ever!

Well here I go jumping on the blogging bandwagon. Actually I think this might be pretty cool. My life has been a pretty interesting journey so far and I have a lot to talk about. I'm a childfree 31 year old Tarot Reader/Numerologist/Medium/International Love Goddess that resides in the Chicagoland area. I've been psychic for most of my life. It's a weird occupation that chose me instead of me choosing it. I've tried to work for other people in several different fields but it has never really felt right. I love helping people sort out the chaos in their life and bring light to the end of the tunnel. Currently I am writing a book on Tarot Spreads and creating a Tarot deck to go along with it. It's all pretty exciting! That's a little about me. If you are interested in a reading check out my website at www.tarotchic.com.

Love & Light,
Katrina