The Jake Gyllenhaal Tribute!!!!

Here ya go Miss N. This should keep all my blog fans entertained while I'm updating. Enjoy!!! I know I did. :)

Jennifer Aniston-Finally some peace!

Jennifer Aniston is going to have a pretty low key year. She is currently in her 6 Personal Year so it's all about home, family and other domestic issues. A 6 year is more of a feeling. Imagine being at home with loved ones snuggled on the couch with a good movie on. Cookies are baking and everyone is relaxed and happy. This is going to be a great change of pace from all the chaos of 2008. I believe this year she will get rid of John Mayer and move on to a handsome man with a bit of fire in his chart. My guides tell me he is an Aries. This guy will be the next one she marries by the end of 2010. John Mayer is Mr. Right Now. As far as kids go I just don't see it happening. It's just not her thing. Anyways, things are finally looking up for Miss Aniston. No more pity parties for her.

Zac & Vanessa-Big changes in 2010

These two are so cute together. Vanessa definitely wear the pants in this relationship. This is going to be a huge year for Zac in a creative sense. He has plenty of new projects coming in that will keep him very busy well into 2010. That might be a problem for his relationship. While I see that at the moment they are very happy it is not going to last. These two are going to grow apart due to his schedule and he coming into a new cycle. She is going into her 1 Personal Year and is going to want to discover what makes her happy. Their energies will be different and not necessarily compatible. Unfortunately they will break up in 2010. She will be the one who breaks it off.

Pat Benetar is the Patron Saint of All Things Fabulous!!!

OMG!!! This video is the bomb! Every time I hear a Pat Benetar song like clockwork a miracle appears. I'm not kidding! My favorite part of this video is when she sticks it to her dad and runs away at what appears to be 30 years old. So then she takes the Greyhound to some seedy part of town and gets a job at a strip club/whorehouse. That's when her fashion sense really blossoms. I'm a little confused as to the nature of the place. If it's a strip club then those are the laziest dancers on earth! Nothing like an apathetic slow dance with one of the glamorous women of the night. Of course they have some rat faced beater pimp who cruises the bus stops for new meat. Well this gem of a gentleman gets his day ruined when Pat and the other hookers challenge him to a tribal dance off. It was truly a terrifying scene with a drink splashed in the face and him white knuckling the bar. Needless to say the girls won their battle with Pepe the Pimp. They walked out with feeling the ecstasy of victory and gave each other high fives and hugs under an abandoned viaduct. I assume the ladies found flyers from the Vetsa Rose Employment Agency(She Devil starring Roseanne Barr and Meryl Streep, loves it!) and went on to become executive assistants and paralegals. I hope you enjoy this video as much as I have.

Britney Spears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Darlings! I've been getting sooooo many requests asking about Britney Spears. Back in August I reported that she would finally be getting her life together. For 2009 she is in her 7 Personal Year. In a 7 year people tend to delve deeply into spirituality, different religions or a re-commitment to your current faith. They question all things God and begin to get a new understanding of why things happen in the way that they do. If she chooses to ignore her calling lessons can be learned the hard way. Whenever I meet a person and they go on and on about how their life is a mess I know it's a 7 year for them.

As far as Britney goes I see that it will be a huge mistake to go on tour before September of 2009. She is simply not ready spiritually and emotionally. I do feel that she will get her babies back by the holiday season and actually do a great job with them. As far as love goes, there is a dark haired man coming in that will have her best interests at heart. She will become very serious with this guy around her birthday. October to December will be a very happy time for her. I do not think that she is completely out of the woods yet. She will have a few crazy slip ups in the springtime but nothing like a few years ago. Here is the link to my post about her from last August. http://tarotchic.blogspot.com/2008/08/its-britney-bitch.html

OMG! Jennifer Garner stole my baby name!

So I'm a little slow on my Jennifer Garner new baby news. Babies are kinda boring to me. They just sit there and look like Winston Churchill. Cry, spit up, shit, repeat. OK I got it. Today on Yahoo news they had "Guess the name of the new baby". So of course I put my whole life on hold to find out. Initially I figured it was something weird like Lotus or Tangerine. No, it was Seraphina. That's my beautiful cats name. I can't believe that bitch stole my cats name. Now if the next one comes out as Persephone it's so on. Jennifer Garner watch your back! Stealing a name from a fabulous cat. How dare you! This is Seraphina the most glamorous cat in the Universe below.

Megan Fox & What's his name

Is it me or is she hot? Like way to hot for Brian Austin Green. Well boys (and girls) all your dreams are about to come true. These two will be over by April or May. She is currently in her 5 Personal Year and that can make a girl restless. She is getting irritated with having to tone down her success around Brian. She is a rising star and this year is going to be huge. She will be seen out with her dear "friend" Shia LeBouf who is a 5 Life Path. 5 Life Paths are the bad boys of Numerology. They are the guys you go to when your bored and want to show your crazy side. This is the exact type of energy that Megan needs around her this year. While I don't see wedding bells just yet for the two of them. I do see some pretty hot encounters and a whole lotta fun. I'm adding another photo because it's my blog and I can.

New Changes for 2009!!!!!

Hello my fellow Dishers!!! We have some cool new changes here at the Hollywood Dish. Starting next month I will be taping my Monthly Tarotscopes via web cam for you all to enjoy. I will also be answering free anonymous questions by web cam too. Just email me your question, birth date of all people involved in question and the fake names you want me to use. 2008's prices will be going up in February to $45.00 for 30 minutes and $85.00 for an hour. So please get your bookings in for January while the rate is still low. Any appointments booked in January for a February date will be honored with the lower price. I look forward to a helping you all understand and solve life's dilemmas and dramas. Love, Katrina

Rihanna & Chris Brown-Sexy, Sexy, Sexy!!!

Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh.....I love that song and I also love this duo. These two have a beyond fierce physical chemistry. I mean it's sick. The Pisces/Taurus combination is always a favorite and it's no wonder that she is such a big star with a 3 Life Path. 3 Life Paths are born entertainers. They love to express themselves to anyone that will listen. Chris is a 1 Life Path and a Taurus so he definitely runs the show in this relationship. Which is fine by her. The only thing that I worry about with these two is professional competition on his part. 1 Life paths do not like to play second to anyone and right now her star is bigger than his. If he can handle stepping back and letting her shine they will do great possibly even get engaged. If he can't then I give this pairing six months to a year.

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin-Trying to make it work?

Okay here we go. These two have definitely hit a rough patch. I'm showing that there was a past indiscretion on his part that they are trying to work out. I'm not so sure that she will be so forgiving next time it happens and unfortunately there will be a next time. Gwyneth is in her 2 Personal Year for 2009 and that is all about strengthening relationships and getting in touch with feminine energies. She will be spending a lot more time with her closest girlfriends and her mother when things get tough at home. I think he is not the only one who has grown bored in this marriage. She has had enough of being married to a "rock star". They have very different lifestyles as of late. I see him really wallowing in the negative Pisces energies like drinking too much and carousing til all hours. She is like I would say "So over it". Chris is in his 7 Personal year and that usually means legal dealings like divorce, marriage, etc. I say by July or August these two will be kaput.

Try and spell Speidi without Heidi

I'm sticking to my guns on this one. Earlier in my blog, I predicted the demise of Speidi. I know they had their fake Mexican wedding and that she had to be completely Patroned up to participate but this one will be over in the next 6-9 months. Spencer is going to get caught either stealing money from her or cheating. All I see is some type of betrayal on his part. This guy is such a loser. He makes my skin crawl. This is what I reported back in October. http://tarotchic.blogspot.com/2008/10/heidi-montag-gets-clue.html

Hilary Duff-Comeback kid?

I love Hilary Duff! I admit it. I am a 31 year old woman who loves Hilary Duff. She has stayed out of trouble unlike other entertainers in her age group. She has grown very gracefully from a tween star to a lovely young woman. I feel that she is going to make a big comeback in 2009. She is an 8 Life path number, so she is a very smart business woman. This girl has an eye for making money. She could turn a pile of garbage into a mountain of gold. I don't know what it is about people born on the 28th but wealth seems to come to them easily.

The cards say that she has been laying low to get her head together. The break up with Joel Madden was completely unexpected and devastating. I believe that her new relationship with Mike Comrie is much more stable and healthy. I don't see her settling into a marriage until at least 2011. Will it be with Mike? The cards don't say. One thing she needs to watch out for is pregnancy in a 3 Personal Year. 3 years can be a very creative time. The mind and body tend to be extremely fertile with new ideas. I believe in Miss Duff's case it is new artistic adventures. So be on the look for what I predict to be 2009's comeback kid.

Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony-In with the babies out with the husband.

This couple is definitely in trouble. I hate to say it because I think they are really well matched. They are like Puerto Rican royalty! Jennifer is an 11 Life path. 11's are what I call caffeinated people. They have an interesting energy field with tons of extra energy that needs to be properly channelled or else they can get snappy with people around them. When they snap it's not in a malicious way. They just have a lot of things that need to get done and if your not moving at their speed or sharing their grand vision then you are in the way. 11's motto is go big or go home. They want to influence and inspire people in a large way. Relationships are very important to Jennifer and she is very intuitive when it comes to her lovers wants and needs. 2008 was a 5 Personal year for her and in a 5 year there is a lot of change and chaos. She became a mother to after years of trying to conceive. Unfortunately the new additions may have been too big of an adjustment for her marriage. She is going into her 6 Personal year for 2009 which is all about home and family. Keeping her marriage together will be a major priority but I see that her attempts will be unsuccessful.



Marc is a 4 Life Path and a Virgo. He can be a bit of a perfectionist and controlling. He sees Jennifer as someone who he can tweak and improve. In the beginning she really appreciated his guidance and trusted his opinions, but now he is smothering her. More children were not in his game plan and he felt pressured by her to have the twins. They had been trying for so long that he never thought they actually would conceive. (DAMN SCIENTOLOGIST!! LOL) He is currently in his nine personal year and is completing a cycle. I feel like he's looking to move on from the relationship and they will be separated by the summer or early fall. I don't see him getting married again in the future and hopefully he'll consider a vasectomy. Unfortunately he gets bored with his women after they become mothers.

One thing is for sure, 2009 is the year that Jennifer Lopez plans her comeback. We will definitely be seeing her out on the town more. She is done being a bored housewife and is ready to claim her rightful place as a superstar. I feel that she is in talks to have her own line of foods kinda like Paul Newman. I know it's out of left field but that's what I see.

Katrina Maria's Celebrity Psychic Predictions for 2009!!!

I can hardly believe that 2009 is already here! Remember back in the day when the thought of 2009 meant flying spaceships instead of driving cars and cool intergalactic silver outfits and pink hair. Judy Jetson is still a style icon in my personal opinion.

Anyways, I have some pretty juicy predictions for all of your favorite celebrities. This year is going to bring some surprises split ups and hook ups. I see comebacks galore! I'm standing behind all of my posts from last year but we will elaborate on those later. I hope everyone had a wonderful and blessed New Year!

Katrina Maria's Fabulous Tarotscopes for December 2008

Aries-Holidays got you down?  Still mourning that lost love and not ready to move on?  Well it's time to get out of bed, take a shower and get on with your life.  You may have to go it alone for a while but guess what?  You saved a lot of money on a Christmas present.  My little Rams are naturally super independent so a little me time may be just what the Doctor ordered.  Get to as many parties as possible and have a great time. Remember, just because you didn't show up with a date doesn't mean you can't leave with one!  ;o

Taurus-Love is in the air when the Lovers card appears.  You may have to make a decision between two loves vying for your affection.  Oh how, Edward, Bella and Jacob! (Twilighters will understand.)  Have fun seeing both suitors and take your time making a decision.  If it's a third party intruding on a current relationship be very careful to evaluate the true reason behind your roving eye.  Are you bored and looking for attention or is this new person the catalyst to bring needed changes into your romantic life.  If it's the latter try and break it off gently with your current squeeze before committing to the new person.  

Gemini-Lots of friends, fun and parties are in store for my social Twins this month.  The feeling of warmth won't just be from the Champagne.  Love surrounds you and all is well.  Enjoy the magic that the holidays bring.  I wouldn't be surprised to hear of an unusually high amount of Geminis becoming engaged this season.  To those who do get that ring, Congratulations!

Cancer-Transportation will be a major theme this month.  Anything having to do with purchasing cars or travel will be important.  Your bored and looking for a new adventure.  Take that road trip that you have been putting off and go anywhere that YOU want to go.  Go with like minded people who share the same interests.  Keep that negative Aunt at home.  This vacation will be a fun way to reconnect with yourself and loved ones.

Leo-Deal with that nagging issue before it gets out of hand.  You can only avoid problems for so long.  New opportunities are on the wings.  Unfortunately your life is crowded with old stale disappointments and outworn ideas.  Things didn't work out as planned.  So what!  It's time to move on.  Stop and really think about what part you played in the situation and let it go.  Get on with your life and think positively about all the new and exciting starts that are coming your way.

Virgo-New cycles are beginning as far as relationships go.  It's not only romantic relationships but friendships as well.  Some interesting developments will color social events.  People that you didn't see eye to eye with may become your best buddies by the new year.  It almost feels like the language barrier from the past has dissolved.  Have fun cultivating these new connections, some may even last a lifetime.  

Libra-Step back from your life and look in as though you're a third party.  It's time for inventory and analysis.  The current approach is not working.  Your ready to expand your life but how?  Emotions are high and you feel a bit edgy as feelings of uncertainty creep in.  It is very difficult to get focused.  Stay physically active to keep your mind and senses clear.  The right ideas will come as you work up a sweat.  Next month will be better time to make final decisions.

Scorpio-Bite your tongue this month especially when drinking.  Don't tell your cousin what you really think of her husband or inform your aunt that her broccoli casserole sucks.  Keep it to yourself!  Some things are better left unsaid.  You don't have all the background information on the true situation.  Your words may cause more damage than you know.  Maybe your aunt makes that recipe because her late husband loved it and it has sentimental value.  (people get like that around the holidays.)  Stay like Switzerland and keep neutral.  

Sagittarius-That hobby or new business idea that you've been researching might actually make you some money.  Not a lot but some.  It's the beginning of a nice little enterprise.  You're on your way to getting paid to do what you love.  The possibilities are endless so please stay positive.  Write up a business plan and don't forget to include your wildest dreams.  

Capricorn-Your faith is unshakable!  You have complete confidence in your abilities and have recently set up a solid life plan.  Some of the seeds that you have planted in the past are beginning to bloom.  It's only a matter of time before your life is the lush Garden of Eden that you imagined it would be.  I'm proud of you, Capricorn!  Keep up the good work!

Aquarius-Curve ball, huh?  Don't you hate when that happens.  Take your time coming out of the fog that is surrounding your brain.  Sometimes even when you trust your gut crappy things happen.  That's the way life teaches you lessons.  You where at the right place at the right time and one day you'll be able to understand why this unforeseeable nightmare happened.  It might not be today or tomorrow but one day that AHA moment will hit.  Like I said don't rush it.  Sometimes you have to live through the experience before you can fully understand it.  Hugs!!!

Pisces-Strange things are happening.  Swim with the current my little fishies not against it.  Go with the flow.  The changes that are taking place are necessary even though they may be painful.  In the wake of destruction is an opportunity to build a new way of life.  Unfortunately there are no other options so keep going and don't look back.  Seriously Pisces stop looking over your shoulder.  It's only going to depress you.  Remain calm everything will be okay. 

Britney Spears Predictions

I was right about Madonna and Guy!

On August 26th I predicted the divorce of Madonna and Guy Ritchie. My post explains it all. I was also right about Madonna and A-Rod seeing each other soon after their divorces were announced. Very interesting.

http://tarotchic.blogspot.com/2008/08/guy-and-madge-fake-it-til-you-make-it.html

John Mayer & Jennifer Aniston-I'm so over the rumors!

I'm a little over the Jen/John rumours. There will be no baby or marriage for these two. They enjoy each others company and like to hook up sometimes. That's all. This is just a case of sex with an ex. They have great physical chemistry. I reported earlier in my blog that they have nothing serious. http://tarotchic.blogspot.com/2008/08/jennifer-aniston-john-mayer-whats-up.html I also keep reading that Jen is baby rabid. That's another load of crap. She does not want children. It's just not her thing. Which is fine because she has a great life and finds other things fulfilling besides diapers.

New baby for Christina Aguilera?

I was looking at US Weekly yesterday and got slapped psychically by a picture of Christina Aguilera. She has another little boy floating around her. Look for a signs of pregnancy by the end of the year. I like the relationship between her and Jordan Bratman. They seem to really get each other. No drama for this mama just a strong healthy marriage.

Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson-I love these lesbians!

I am not the biggest fans of the Lohans but Lindsay seems to be cleaning her act up. I think it's great that she is using lesbianism to restore brain cells. It's a common known fact that women lose about 30 IQ points right after their first sexual encounter. Brain goes right out the window! She seems to have a nice cozy relationship with Samantha Ronson. They go to Whole Foods together and each others family functions. In my opinion healthy food and family equal stability. Their numbers are fabulous. Lindsay is a 6 Life Path and Samantha is a 3. They are a natural match. Samantha definitely takes the lead and Lindsay is happy to follow. They really have a lot of trust and can handle each others moods. Miss Lohan is in her 1 personal year and is finally putting herself first. Last year she got rid of habits and people who were not good for her. Now that she has made room for positive influences she is making better decisions. Next year their partnership will go to a whole new level. Marriage? Possibly. Money will be better next year for Lindsay. I see her stressing over a few movie roles. Now that she is in a better place she is choosier about material. People are watching her closely and she is aware of her reputation. Look for a new more mild mannered and respectful Lindsay Lohan.