The Jake Gyllenhaal Tribute!!!!

Here ya go Miss N. This should keep all my blog fans entertained while I'm updating. Enjoy!!! I know I did. :)

Jennifer Aniston-Finally some peace!

Jennifer Aniston is going to have a pretty low key year. She is currently in her 6 Personal Year so it's all about home, family and other domestic issues. A 6 year is more of a feeling. Imagine being at home with loved ones snuggled on the couch with a good movie on. Cookies are baking and everyone is relaxed and happy. This is going to be a great change of pace from all the chaos of 2008. I believe this year she will get rid of John Mayer and move on to a handsome man with a bit of fire in his chart. My guides tell me he is an Aries. This guy will be the next one she marries by the end of 2010. John Mayer is Mr. Right Now. As far as kids go I just don't see it happening. It's just not her thing. Anyways, things are finally looking up for Miss Aniston. No more pity parties for her.

Zac & Vanessa-Big changes in 2010

These two are so cute together. Vanessa definitely wear the pants in this relationship. This is going to be a huge year for Zac in a creative sense. He has plenty of new projects coming in that will keep him very busy well into 2010. That might be a problem for his relationship. While I see that at the moment they are very happy it is not going to last. These two are going to grow apart due to his schedule and he coming into a new cycle. She is going into her 1 Personal Year and is going to want to discover what makes her happy. Their energies will be different and not necessarily compatible. Unfortunately they will break up in 2010. She will be the one who breaks it off.

Pat Benetar is the Patron Saint of All Things Fabulous!!!

OMG!!! This video is the bomb! Every time I hear a Pat Benetar song like clockwork a miracle appears. I'm not kidding! My favorite part of this video is when she sticks it to her dad and runs away at what appears to be 30 years old. So then she takes the Greyhound to some seedy part of town and gets a job at a strip club/whorehouse. That's when her fashion sense really blossoms. I'm a little confused as to the nature of the place. If it's a strip club then those are the laziest dancers on earth! Nothing like an apathetic slow dance with one of the glamorous women of the night. Of course they have some rat faced beater pimp who cruises the bus stops for new meat. Well this gem of a gentleman gets his day ruined when Pat and the other hookers challenge him to a tribal dance off. It was truly a terrifying scene with a drink splashed in the face and him white knuckling the bar. Needless to say the girls won their battle with Pepe the Pimp. They walked out with feeling the ecstasy of victory and gave each other high fives and hugs under an abandoned viaduct. I assume the ladies found flyers from the Vetsa Rose Employment Agency(She Devil starring Roseanne Barr and Meryl Streep, loves it!) and went on to become executive assistants and paralegals. I hope you enjoy this video as much as I have.

Britney Spears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Darlings! I've been getting sooooo many requests asking about Britney Spears. Back in August I reported that she would finally be getting her life together. For 2009 she is in her 7 Personal Year. In a 7 year people tend to delve deeply into spirituality, different religions or a re-commitment to your current faith. They question all things God and begin to get a new understanding of why things happen in the way that they do. If she chooses to ignore her calling lessons can be learned the hard way. Whenever I meet a person and they go on and on about how their life is a mess I know it's a 7 year for them.

As far as Britney goes I see that it will be a huge mistake to go on tour before September of 2009. She is simply not ready spiritually and emotionally. I do feel that she will get her babies back by the holiday season and actually do a great job with them. As far as love goes, there is a dark haired man coming in that will have her best interests at heart. She will become very serious with this guy around her birthday. October to December will be a very happy time for her. I do not think that she is completely out of the woods yet. She will have a few crazy slip ups in the springtime but nothing like a few years ago. Here is the link to my post about her from last August. http://tarotchic.blogspot.com/2008/08/its-britney-bitch.html

OMG! Jennifer Garner stole my baby name!

So I'm a little slow on my Jennifer Garner new baby news. Babies are kinda boring to me. They just sit there and look like Winston Churchill. Cry, spit up, shit, repeat. OK I got it. Today on Yahoo news they had "Guess the name of the new baby". So of course I put my whole life on hold to find out. Initially I figured it was something weird like Lotus or Tangerine. No, it was Seraphina. That's my beautiful cats name. I can't believe that bitch stole my cats name. Now if the next one comes out as Persephone it's so on. Jennifer Garner watch your back! Stealing a name from a fabulous cat. How dare you! This is Seraphina the most glamorous cat in the Universe below.

Megan Fox & What's his name

Is it me or is she hot? Like way to hot for Brian Austin Green. Well boys (and girls) all your dreams are about to come true. These two will be over by April or May. She is currently in her 5 Personal Year and that can make a girl restless. She is getting irritated with having to tone down her success around Brian. She is a rising star and this year is going to be huge. She will be seen out with her dear "friend" Shia LeBouf who is a 5 Life Path. 5 Life Paths are the bad boys of Numerology. They are the guys you go to when your bored and want to show your crazy side. This is the exact type of energy that Megan needs around her this year. While I don't see wedding bells just yet for the two of them. I do see some pretty hot encounters and a whole lotta fun. I'm adding another photo because it's my blog and I can.

New Changes for 2009!!!!!

Hello my fellow Dishers!!! We have some cool new changes here at the Hollywood Dish. Starting next month I will be taping my Monthly Tarotscopes via web cam for you all to enjoy. I will also be answering free anonymous questions by web cam too. Just email me your question, birth date of all people involved in question and the fake names you want me to use. 2008's prices will be going up in February to $45.00 for 30 minutes and $85.00 for an hour. So please get your bookings in for January while the rate is still low. Any appointments booked in January for a February date will be honored with the lower price. I look forward to a helping you all understand and solve life's dilemmas and dramas. Love, Katrina

Rihanna & Chris Brown-Sexy, Sexy, Sexy!!!

Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh.....I love that song and I also love this duo. These two have a beyond fierce physical chemistry. I mean it's sick. The Pisces/Taurus combination is always a favorite and it's no wonder that she is such a big star with a 3 Life Path. 3 Life Paths are born entertainers. They love to express themselves to anyone that will listen. Chris is a 1 Life Path and a Taurus so he definitely runs the show in this relationship. Which is fine by her. The only thing that I worry about with these two is professional competition on his part. 1 Life paths do not like to play second to anyone and right now her star is bigger than his. If he can handle stepping back and letting her shine they will do great possibly even get engaged. If he can't then I give this pairing six months to a year.

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin-Trying to make it work?

Okay here we go. These two have definitely hit a rough patch. I'm showing that there was a past indiscretion on his part that they are trying to work out. I'm not so sure that she will be so forgiving next time it happens and unfortunately there will be a next time. Gwyneth is in her 2 Personal Year for 2009 and that is all about strengthening relationships and getting in touch with feminine energies. She will be spending a lot more time with her closest girlfriends and her mother when things get tough at home. I think he is not the only one who has grown bored in this marriage. She has had enough of being married to a "rock star". They have very different lifestyles as of late. I see him really wallowing in the negative Pisces energies like drinking too much and carousing til all hours. She is like I would say "So over it". Chris is in his 7 Personal year and that usually means legal dealings like divorce, marriage, etc. I say by July or August these two will be kaput.

Try and spell Speidi without Heidi

I'm sticking to my guns on this one. Earlier in my blog, I predicted the demise of Speidi. I know they had their fake Mexican wedding and that she had to be completely Patroned up to participate but this one will be over in the next 6-9 months. Spencer is going to get caught either stealing money from her or cheating. All I see is some type of betrayal on his part. This guy is such a loser. He makes my skin crawl. This is what I reported back in October. http://tarotchic.blogspot.com/2008/10/heidi-montag-gets-clue.html

Hilary Duff-Comeback kid?

I love Hilary Duff! I admit it. I am a 31 year old woman who loves Hilary Duff. She has stayed out of trouble unlike other entertainers in her age group. She has grown very gracefully from a tween star to a lovely young woman. I feel that she is going to make a big comeback in 2009. She is an 8 Life path number, so she is a very smart business woman. This girl has an eye for making money. She could turn a pile of garbage into a mountain of gold. I don't know what it is about people born on the 28th but wealth seems to come to them easily.

The cards say that she has been laying low to get her head together. The break up with Joel Madden was completely unexpected and devastating. I believe that her new relationship with Mike Comrie is much more stable and healthy. I don't see her settling into a marriage until at least 2011. Will it be with Mike? The cards don't say. One thing she needs to watch out for is pregnancy in a 3 Personal Year. 3 years can be a very creative time. The mind and body tend to be extremely fertile with new ideas. I believe in Miss Duff's case it is new artistic adventures. So be on the look for what I predict to be 2009's comeback kid.